asshole 

A. Any right-wing conservative pushing their extremist agenda in your face.
B. In America, typically a right-wing member of the GOP.
C. In America, An in-your-face christian extremist.
D. On the radio, Rush Limbaugh

Henry: He's a right-wing conserative.
John: You mean he's an asshole?
Henry: You got that right.

asshole by La Da Dee December 28, 2005

Tear a new asshole 

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.

When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.

Tear a new asshole by Yoni June 1, 2004

asshole 

Annoying motor vehicle operator.

Someone you might flip the bird to. Drivers driving too fast; driving too slow; talking on a cell; stereo with too much bass; driving a vehicle blowing smoke.

Maybe not even driving. Parked vehicle with a wailing siren. Late at night, that would be a FUCKING ASSHOLE, the worst kind.

asshole by Typical User September 9, 2006

Asshole 

Someone who is a total and complete jack ass

MASON was talking to WALTER and he was like "omg. I hate you just cause your you." and then KUPFER walks up and beats the crap out of walter just for mason. and walter gets up and walks away mumbling "damn you're an asshole."

Asshole by Alyssaisthecoolest.promisss January 11, 2008

Arabian Asshole

the last hit of the bowl thats all ash. its black and white, and tastes like ass, therefore named Arabian Asshole.

Dan ripped the last hit and it was arabian asshole. no bueno!
it was not the og kush he hoped for.

Arabian Asshole by niccck jk lol July 1, 2010

flaming asshole 

An All-American male with so much confidence he never gives your corpse a second thought as he flys on past. Nowadays used either in the physical or emotional sense.

Now more often associated with sports car driving habits - but originally it meant top gun type, fighter pilots. Originally it was a reference to how fighter jet afterburners looked like flaming (circular) assholes when they flew past targets and the type of personality that flew those planes. Moving too fast and having too much fun to care about the victims left behind.

Tom Cruise may never have been a real Top Gun pilot but he sure has most of the flaming asshole personality quirks that define such flyers.

flaming asshole by Well-Duh May 27, 2009

asshole is throwing up 

the involuntary act of shitting which usually leaves your asshole burning. this is when you have a case of the runs, and you finally make it to the toilet and your gut involuntaryly sucks in and the shit squirts out automaticly. Jus like puking but out the other end. the only difference is that u cant use your finger to induce this kind of throwing up!

man 1: Damn man that didnt take long!
man 2: Yeah I know...thats cause ma asshole is throwing up.

asshole is throwing up by kristyrose2727 May 21, 2007