anal pastry

The end result of pulling out and squirting semen on your partner's ass crack making an anal pastry.

Michael pulled out of Price's ass and gave him an anal pastry.

anal pastry by Champion Fit June 26, 2008

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anal dwelling butt monkey

The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.

Is that an arm coming out of you ass? HOLY SHIT!! IT'S AN ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY!

anal dwelling butt monkey by neverknew December 21, 2008

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Anal Atom Bomb

An extremely volatile expulsion of bodily fluids and or particles from one's anus. Usually done onto another individual's chest or face.

Dude what's that smell?

Well, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try an Anal Atom Bomb, she was naked so I just went with it.

The fuck?

Yea, and that was four months ago.

Anal Atom Bomb by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010

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anal kebab

During anal sex, the penetrative male "decorates" his erect penis with salad leaves and sauce, and then places strips of kebab meat over the ass cheeks of their partner then ejaculates once the salad leaves and sauce is inside the anus of the other - he will then proceed to eat the salad, sauce and semen from inside his partners ass.

Joe: Mm I'm starving for a kebab
Sarah: Oh me too baby, and I'm so horny... I fancy anal...

THEN AN ANAL KEBAB HAPPENS

anal kebab by THEKEBABMAN June 23, 2012