Books

It's like... Individual tablets, each with words on it to read. It lets you create a video in your mind, like directing your own movie in your brain. It provides data for your brain to keep.

Bob: Woah, is that a book?
John: Yeah.
Bob: Books are so outdated.

by OOOOOOOOOOFF February 25, 2018

Book smasher

A person who reads booka for entertainment

Oh, she is such a book smasher she never wants to have fun

by Theaquaman1 March 8, 2016

Book shelving

When you double stack two penises Oreo style.

Stay away son, them mfs book shelving.

by Moto_ September 15, 2021

Body Booking

Repeatedly slapping someone all over their body with a book

Random attacker: *starts repeatedly hitting a guy with a book*
Guy: OW OW OW! hey man stop Body Booking me I didn’t even do anything wrong

by Female sans June 11, 2018

opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023

18 bang book

The list of 18+ people that a 17 year old wants to bang or do sexual activities with when they are 18 years of age (the normalized age of consent globally)

I’m definitely putting Mark Zuckerberg in the 18 bang book meta quest is too good for zuck to not get fucked

by Thatsabruhmoment July 5, 2023

book addict

A person who cannot stop reading and is in love with so many fictional characters (that all die in the end btw) that they cannot count

My friend Joan is a book addict

by sexcgod April 15, 2021