woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010

Woman

They are like refrigerators they get a lot of meat put in them

I like my woman

by Your every day guy March 28, 2023

woman

something you've never felt

guy 1: I like my woman like i like my microwave
guy 2: how?
guy 1: hot and in the kitchen

by penis_man69 August 21, 2022

Woman

Something that only the greatest men deserve.

Person one colon * Beats up other guy*
Person to: you don’t deserve a woman

by Purpstar615 February 12, 2023

Woman

Something that you will never get.

Sam: Damn, I want a woman...

Jack: Why? Slut.

Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off

Jack: exactly what a slut is.

Sam: FINE.

by The Beatles' bigger than Jesus April 27, 2024

Red Woman Syndrome

Red Woman Syndrome is a disease passed on from a Wicked Red Woman to a man. It can only occur in males who have come into contact with wicked red woman.Serious cases of this disease come from heartbreak or taking in a horn from a red woman.There is no known cure for this disease at the moment but getting back tgt with the red woman is very beneficial

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John got horn by a red woman, he now has red woman syndrome

by Dr.Jacobdavirgin March 4, 2022

Woman

Someone with an identity on the gender spectrum opposite of a man

A woman is not determined by what's in her pants.

by DerpyThe_Cat June 26, 2023