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Figit
A person in a romantic relationship with another person of the same sex but having no desire to be physically involved with each other.
I love that figit but I don't want his wanky in my pooper.
My figit has beautiful large chi chis but I don't want to suck on them.
My figit has beautiful large chi chis but I don't want to suck on them.
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Figit
1. a piece of shit that cant pronounce fagot and cant say Simpsons
2. a little retarted boy that is usually around the age of 9 and has A.D.D.
3. A kid who can not play madden 10 and so he Hail Marys every play
2. a little retarted boy that is usually around the age of 9 and has A.D.D.
3. A kid who can not play madden 10 and so he Hail Marys every play
Figit by brother-of-the-retard December 28, 2009
poo fright
Being afraid to defecate in response to anxiety or fear that somebody else in the rest room can hear you do your business.
poo fright by CrazySmashers April 21, 2011
Fighty
Unreasonable and agressive.
in-flight motormouth
making the mistake of 'being too friendly' with ones' seat partner on an airplane flight, only to realize to your horror; the person is unable to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! IF the person is BORING (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones' own personal world!
i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i've fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get 'into' the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you CAN be, if you have the right book!
often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! IF the person is BORING (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones' own personal world!
i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i've fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get 'into' the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you CAN be, if you have the right book!
welcome to shit city! did you have a nice flight? fine, except for the in-flight motormouth!
an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to poop town!!
we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to poop town!!
we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
in-flight motormouth by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
Tiger stage fright
Performance anxiety that prevents a man from giving his sexual partner a golden shower.
The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:
Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.
The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:
Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.
Ho: Honey, why can't you drench me with your golden nectar?
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!
Tiger stage fright by Longhorn17 March 22, 2010