Oh shit

Something you say when you forgot to do ur homework

OH SHIT, I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK AND ITS THE BIGGEST GRADE OF THE YEAR!

by mz5793 January 21, 2021

shit beater car

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.

Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”

by your neighbor September 20, 2022

Wax Shit

When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.

I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

shit mother

a combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement and/or approval

Shit Mother! The Steelers kicked some ass yesterday! You know it.

by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

Shit-talk

To gossip about, to talk trash about.

Me and my friends like to shit-talk teachers

by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023

My shit is out

Something you say when your shit is out

dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?

dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!

by Dickhead Industry November 16, 2022