dick porridge

When a dick is just right
-TJ Widgtis

I’ve found the guy that has the dick porridge. Not too big, not too small, just right.

by TJ Widgstis July 21, 2023

dick

the best dick you will ever get

omg his dick is so good

by hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees November 27, 2018

The Dirty Dick Devontè

When performing anal sex, just before climax the male member pulls out and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Who then transfers the load into his anal cavity. Where he then evacuates the load into the females vagina

It was Mary and I's one year anniversary so I treated here to The Dirty Dick Devontè.

by Dirty Dick Dangler Daniel the August 20, 2016

Dick Dial

When you accidentally call someone when your phone is in the front pocket.

“Is this a booty call?”

No, my bad. It was dick dial!

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

National grab dick day

On April 19 all girls must go up to at least one guy and grab their dick anything can happen after that ; )

1- hey why did you grab my dick
2- it’s national grab dick day ;)
1- ok then;)

by John Cena 2222222 April 13, 2019

Dick

He was there, sitting with a bulge inside his pants. God that made me horny. He was one of the lady’s most wished guy. I sit next to him. “Follow me” he says. He grabs my hand and drags me upstairs, into his room. When we got inside, he aggressively pushes his lips against mine. We make out for what seemed like hours. I then make a move and push him on the bed. I take my shirt off leaving my naked tits. He takes his pants off, leaving his 7 inch dick. I take my pants and panties off and let him burst into me. I moan his name in pleasure.

We fuck for the rest of the day.

He has a massive dick!

by ThatDefinitionGirl November 14, 2020

willow dick

When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again.

by Shellsnell May 3, 2018