get you a mans like this

A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.

Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?

Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 30, 2020

You faaawwwkking knew

The screaming lies of a white woman while she becomes unhinged

You faaawwwkking knew I wanted your indigenous dipstick to myself

by Life_of_rere93_ March 18, 2022

.....You.....Smack.....No.....Tacks......You......

.....You.....Smack.....No.....Tacks......You......

.....You.....Smack.....No.....Tacks......You......

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Fuck you

Fuck whoever said brown eyes are boring

I'm lookin at you "yayo April 13, 2005", fuck you

by ipeekelis'smilk May 27, 2023

walk you down

beat you up

jaysen: im finna walk you down

by abcdefghijklmnopqrsytuvwxyz June 28, 2022

You

A beautiful person and has a good personality and attitude

You.....are sooooooo........boi I am so embarrassed beautiful

by Wolfless June 26, 2019

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025