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beacon high school

The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.

Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.

I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.

Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!

AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA
Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!

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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?

Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!

Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE
by PLEASE READ!!!! May 15, 2023
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School

Person 1: man school sucks
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant hell
Person 2: Ohhhh, yeah agreed!
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brentwood school

deflates grades and wants their students to fail or be depressed. the teachers and students complain about everything.
college counselour: "why is your GPA bad?"
Brentwood student: "I go to Brentwood school"
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Plumpstead manor school

A terrible school full of pedo teachers and chavvy girls, in south east London .
Plumpstead manor school is a school based in se london
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Dummy School

Dummy schools, also known as Non-Attending Schools is a school where students are admitted to the same way as regular schools but they don't have to attend regular school classes.
It is mostly used by students in India who are preparing for exams such as JEE and NEET
It is for the 11th and 12th grade.
By attending a Dummy School Ram can focus on his preparation of JEE as now he doesn't have to worry about homework
by Poopyslayer119 December 6, 2022
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