Shit on boot

How you get treated at work, like your just shit on there boot

Works shit at the moment, just getting treat like shit on boot

by Kill_crazy October 27, 2025

shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.

Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S February 15, 2012

Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.

Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.

by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020

Oh Shit

Something you say when you see a tiger mauling a pack of indigenous tribesmen.

"You seeing that over there? That tiger is mauling those tribesmen!"
"Oh Shit, lemme get my camera!"
*click snap*

by Cat Lad March 18, 2022

Shit-taskit

when someone does something really bad and its just peer shit OR

when someone takes a really great shit

"WOW THAT IS REALLY SHIT... TASKTIT BRO OR
when someone takes a shit and they didnt flush and you see it you'd think to your self thats SHIT-TASKIT

by SHIT-TASKIT December 19, 2018

Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts

To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree

I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL

by SwankBank June 7, 2018

Makin' shit

Simply put, eating. This act inevitably leads to the production of shit.

person 1- "I'm starving man"
person 2-"Me too, I feel like makin' shit"

by Mad Mike the manic October 25, 2010