shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".

"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."

by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023

Dip shit

Paige

Wow what a dip shit, she looks like a Paige

by Dapshat November 3, 2019

Shit head

Sophia is a shit head

“Shut up sophia you shit head”

by Janse October 3, 2019

Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.

Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.

by Toilenator October 11, 2018

shit

when someone shits their pant

bob: oh shit
*students laughing*

by 98yhrf72 May 12, 2022

Dumb shit

Lazarbeam

(Bob)Have you seen this dumb shit

(John)oh Lazarbeam

by Dumb shit science April 27, 2019

Aw shit

Something you say when something goes terribly wrong, i.e. when you play with the alarm in the elevator and it dials the emergency communications system.

Alex: What about the lift alarm?
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit

by rtl1984 March 23, 2025