shit twister

When somebody has a diarrhea attack all over the toilet and back of the wall.

A housekeeper says, "Oh man! I had to clean up a real shit twister in the lobby bathroom of the hospital this afternoon."

by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025

champion shit

When one does stupid shit, while knowing it’s stupid shit, simply because they’ve made some sort of commitment to some sort of deity.

Yeah, we would have had some information but this one was doing champion shit and killed everyone

by Eva Anjlving March 24, 2024

Pulling Apex Shit

Doing something so crazy that seems impossible that it works magnificently.

I got a new Helo on Battle Field.

Cool
Im gonna be Pulling Apex Shit.

by Mr. Poogie June 21, 2022

magnum shit

If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.

Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023

shit curl

1.A pompous looking hairdo which resembles a swirley pile of soft-serve poo.
2.A bicep curl which utilizes a log of shit.

"Look at that rockabilly dufus's shit curl doo"
"Yo bro, I did 106 shit curls today in the gym's bathroom!"

by Shit Curl February 22, 2014

Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.

I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.

by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025

shit

something that comes out of your ass

WOW THAT SHIT CAME OUT LIKE A ROCKET

by POOP KEEPER.COM September 14, 2021