Penis Shit

a description of something that is useless, boring or of no value
My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea
by The real Frank Spencer May 08, 2022
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When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.
by CountryBoyTex July 12, 2021
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shrodinger's shit

When you need to shit and it feels like diarrhea but you're constipated so it won't come out.
I'm in shit limbo, shrodinger's shit if you willl.
by Flixxy October 31, 2022
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Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"
by JustAHappyCamper January 13, 2021
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Blue Shitting

Blue Shitting: When Law Enforcement stands around and jokes about the scene they are currently on
I was blue shitting when the guy in the crash started coding
by jlove6166 April 29, 2020
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Shit Haul

Some one who is useless, like a dead weight
c'mon shit haul you're slowing us down
by Shit haul March 02, 2015
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House Shit

A collective of both short term and long term goals, tasks, and activities which are performed within the domain, for the benefit of ones personal space and/or shared spaces. This also includes doing nothing at all.

The type of shit that you do at home
On my day off, I thought it would be best to stay home and do some house shit.

"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"
by z46k December 31, 2023
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