Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop

Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS

by Wobort May 24, 2022

tow shit

a shit of the necessary weight and/or volume to require towing the plumbing out of a structure because its exceeds effective weight flushing capacity.

Damn, that is a huge tow shit, lets call the tow truck.

by racsat April 11, 2010

<.7.9.7.6.>Shit Less Shit More Shit Less<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Shit Less Shit More Shit Less<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Shit Less Shit More Shit Less<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025

Shit Clump

Snowball-like substance made of shit.

That guy just shit clumped me in the face!!!!

by Everybody here February 12, 2008

ain't playing shit

What someone says when the radio doesn't play any of their favorite songs. It is usually said while changing radio stations.

Me: (while changing radio stations) Man, they ain't playing shit on the radio.

by Noblewolf797 January 25, 2022

Shit Brag

When you show off something cool and the person response, indifferent or with criticism only to brag about it later to someone else.

John: Hey check out my new Steam Deck. It’s a handheld gaming PC. It can do emulations, mods, plug into a tv or monitor and you can pair all kinds of controllers to it.
Mike: Whatever, it’s kinda lame…

Kyle: Hey John, what cha got there cutie.
Mike: It's a Steam Deck. It’s a handheld gaming PC. It can do emulations, mods, plug into a tv or monitor and you can pair all kinds of controls to it.
John: Way to shit brag, bro.

by ＼(￣▽￣)＼/♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪ May 19, 2025

shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022