Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble

A long ass come back to some one who sucks cock all day and blows bubbles with their cum.

Shut up you-Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble....

by James Thacker June 23, 2006

I love my husband ass print more

theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D

asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"

so much meaing

by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 29, 2022

bozo stupid ass bogay siao chicken nugget

the most extreme insult of all time, an insult more powerful than the "no u" insult. use these words carefully, as whoever you're directing this to might die a violent, bloody, painful death.

be sure to immediately scream this insult as loud as you can after you hear 'no u' to prevent your own death.

kid: "HAHAHAHAH ur mum gay lol"
kid2: "no u-"

kid: "BOZO STUPID ASS BOGAY SIAO CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!"
kid2: *dies in a way too painful to describe. very bloody and messy.*

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang bro February 16, 2022

She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!

A phrase that you offten want to scream out the theater, whenever the dumb bitch gets caught by the killer or monster in any Horror Film. You can also yell this while watching a porno. However it is not recomended

*Movie* (Dumb blonde skanky bitch runs into killer)

Guy Watching film : "Holy fucking titty licking tacos! She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!!"

by McWaterMellon and DixieDoosch August 13, 2009

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)

Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

by ChefPubert May 30, 2009