Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 13, 2010

shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic October 04, 2015

Anaconda shit

What you take after a large roast meal and half a dozen speights

Don’t go in there an anaconda shit fell out my arse

by Makikihi January 11, 2020

get shit stomped

An exclamation used when angry or about to kill one or more tourist(s). First used by youtuber CrankGameplays in his first Omnibus video

Ethan, driving a bus load of tourists into the shark infested ocean: "GET SHIT STOMPED!!!"

by Niaasa July 17, 2017

Get it and Shit it

Term used for fast food joints that give you the shits

Frank: Man , I'm starving!
George: Lets stop at the Get it and Shit it!

by BurritoBrownie September 17, 2012

maximum shit

verb slang: describing someone shitting so hard, its the hardest they could possibly shit.

verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.

“Dude. Did you see Aidan eat that golden retriever last night”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”

by Msafar July 29, 2022

Talking Shit

Someone talking trash about everyone and everything .

"You know keisha with six kids ? Her babys dad don't pay child support .. I know im " Talking shit" girl lol

by Kat411 June 20, 2023