No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.

"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."

by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020

Shit on

When someone absolutely gets beaten by me in Call of Duty MW2

Damn your ass get SHIT ON!

by GLTCHTUB19 September 21, 2023

The shits

Extreme diarrhoea

After eating a rotten oyster, Susan had the shits.

by irrelevant cat March 25, 2022

Shit pickler

When something just ain’t going right, or when someone just is fucked in general

Man look at that crack head, he sure is a shit pickler

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Shit o'clock

When it's time to take a shit generally a big one

Hey y'all you know what time it is it's shit o'clock

by Totally real person June 21, 2023

shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022

shit

the thing that comes out of your ass

shit is something i would not want to tell you about

by roblox------------------------ February 25, 2019