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Vampire Cock

When a girl is giving a you blow job and she uses her teeth in the fellatio process, the end result is multiple cuts on your cock.
That chick went all vampire cock on me, now I cant get a boner without it hurting like a mofo.
by Mark MacDonald July 27, 2008
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cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.
A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.
by Duncan July 11, 2004
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cock villan

A person who does not like anything do with with, or associated to a cock. They want it destroyed immediantly.
Guy 1: That woman is pretty lonely, I think she is a lesbian.

Guy 2: In other words she is a cock villan.
by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009
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cock-bush

The pubic hair surrounding one's cock and balls. Generally unkempt, resembling an overgrown bush.

Coined by Dealbreaker.com
He used his notoriously overgrown cock-bush in lieu of a Swiffer.
by CertainSomeone InStamford April 24, 2009
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cock brother

One who partakes in intercourse with a lady, who has had intimate relations with a close friend.
Me and me mate are cock brothers 3 times over.
by Joe Mc May 24, 2008
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Cock Broker

A friend that hooks you up with dudes like it's his/her job.
Jake is an amazing Cock Broker; he totally hooked up his buddy with that hot piece from his work.
by Topalopogous January 12, 2009
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Fortnite cock

a phrase used to describe a huge, throbbing, meaty, long, succulent, delicious, hairy, veiny, godly pp.
Yo Joe, since we homies, you wanna give me that fortnite cock?
by Chocolate Marlboros December 7, 2019
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