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Joke

Sienna:"what's a joke"
Matilda:"your life"
by Sissygurlie July 23, 2017
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Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at
Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes
by 123datboi123 February 5, 2019
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Inside Joke

A joke that is a very bad joke to everyone except you and your ex, so you have no one to enjoy it with :(
The inside joke I had with Cheryl was quite funny. I miss Cheryl. :(
by •Anony mouse• February 22, 2020
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Joke

A boy asked his father 'Can I marry grandma' (he was American).

Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)
by ManyPhoelaTicSir March 17, 2020
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Joke

If you call a adventurist as a guy that loves adventure, what would you call a rapist?
Ans: a guy that sings rap music

And an activist?

Ans: a guy that's quite active.
by AbCd!2#4 July 7, 2023
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no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.
Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021
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thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke
z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard
by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016
mugGet the it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hardmug.

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