by 123datboi123 February 5, 2019
Get the Dick jokemug. A joke that is a very bad joke to everyone except you and your ex, so you have no one to enjoy it with :(
by •Anony mouse• February 22, 2020
Get the Inside Jokemug. A boy asked his father 'Can I marry grandma' (he was American).
Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)
Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)
by ManyPhoelaTicSir March 17, 2020
Get the Jokemug. If you call a adventurist as a guy that loves adventure, what would you call a rapist?
Ans: a guy that sings rap music
And an activist?
Ans: a guy that's quite active.
Ans: a guy that sings rap music
And an activist?
Ans: a guy that's quite active.
by AbCd!2#4 July 7, 2023
Get the Jokemug. No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.
Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021
Get the no-joke hikesmug. by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016
Get the it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hardmug. 