wet face

It is the art of blowing a generous load of spunk in your hand then smacking a deserving individual in the face. It can also can be used with other bodily fluids.

I wet faced you girl last night
Bitch I will wet face you

I got a nice load of spunk and i will wet face the hoe

by tapemesure September 20, 2009

wet geoffrey

1.when your fuckin a girl from behind,you pull out,flick a gober in her ear (so she thinks u came in her ear)when she turns around,u skeet in her face and then punch her

2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut

"Last night me and this bitch did a wet geoffrey"

"I like wet geoffreyssssssssssssss&qu ot;

"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
Source: yerpp, south oh bee

by yerpp February 26, 2008

wet tornado

a guy rubbing his penis into a girls ear while cumming.

Pablo wanted to get back at that bitch so he gave her a wet tornado.

by Katartha May 14, 2006

Wet Henry

A Wet Henry is the more crude version of the all-familiar Wet Willy. Instead of putting your finger in your mouth prior to twisting it in your victim's ear, you put your finger up their bum first.

Jessica put her finger up Kevin's bum and then gave him a nasty Wet Henry.

by Kevica October 27, 2009

wet shot

When you make a three pointer and it drops into the net like water not moving it at all.

#Kobe #Isaiahthomas NOUN

Aww man did you see Sebastianś wet shot, Man that was crazy.

by Basketball Handles Legend 27 January 24, 2017

wet tire

Urinating on the tire of someone's horseless carriage.

"Hey, Matt, if I get to the lot before you, I'm going to wet tire your car!"

by Nips O'Herlihy December 1, 2005

Wet by 6

When a woman has OCD so bad, she has a natural alarm clock in her head to wake up and shower by 6am. Has to wash her hair every morning due to curls is it she twists every day having the same compulsive attributes. Leaves the same time every day to take people to school, work, ect. Patterns change some times during the daily routine, but she's always Wet by 6.

She/he to be Wet by 6 to start the day.

Sometimes during Wet by 6 people can pulls out the kelly i.e. right hand look it up, it's on UD, the left is named who she's never allowed to mention;) due to liable issues if she does, but Oh does the left take care of the job, JK.

by EANGCHellzALL May 7, 2010