Vagina Stats

The current level of dilation a vagina is at any given time during labor.

Man, I wish she would stop posting her "vagina stats" on Facebook, every 5 minutes!

by ZekeO August 20, 2012

Vagina Line

The line that runs from a guys arsehole side of their nut sack to the base of their cock

Do you know what a vagina line is?

Haven't I shown you my vagina line

by SsabMurD April 20, 2023

Vagina year

1. Two earth years, but in vagina units.
2. The length of time it takes a woman to pee with standard deviation.

Girl 1: "Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "To the bathroom, if that's okay with you."
Girl 1: "Fine, but it always takes you a billion vagina years!"

by biscuitead9023 February 23, 2011

vagina whale

When a vagina literally look like it can swallow you up like krill then spit you out its blow hole

Look out for the girl with the vagina whale my friend lost his left nut to her

by Darkeningdaffy April 18, 2015

Vagina joint

Basically she’s a hoe her pussy smoking like it’s on fire type shit

Me: Ight Vagina Joint I’ll smell you later.
Her: wtf you think ur funny

by Thetruthyk July 21, 2023

Vagina crush

To have a deep sexual attractive to a male/ female that you want to just have sex with them. This is used when you dont know the person personally and do not know what their personality is like. Just a sexual attraction.

I have such a vagina crush on him. Hes so attractive. Can I just fuck him?

by Everythingaboutyou13 February 22, 2015

Vagina Skin

a thin membrane of skin that is found over some girls' vaginas (NOT the hymen)

I tried to fuck Andrea but her vagina skin got in the way.

by Eleanor Jenkins September 4, 2008