this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!
JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?
daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!
JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!
daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!
JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!
by cdubs November 7, 2004
Get the uncle chalkmug. by William-The-Best-Uncle! January 1, 2021
Get the Unclesmug. Uncle Fester is Kaisa's alter ego, emerging particularly when she has inhaled or is under the influence. This endearing alter ego is characterized by a charming disposition, often accompanied by facial redness and sometimes even dark under the eyes if she had mascara on for the evening.
"Uncle Fester makes a grand entrance when Kaisa's had a date with her favorite bottle of laughter-inducing spirits, leaving behind a trail of giggles and maybe a misplaced shoe or two."
by Attentionwhorenumber1 January 4, 2024
Get the Uncle Festermug. 
Get the step-co-uncle-in-lawmug. by Sparrowpunk October 22, 2017
Get the Uncle Rockmug. Did Kirk just came out of the bathroom with an empty plate?
Yeah, he was Uncle Glenning it in there.
Wow, that gross...but efficient.
Yeah, he was Uncle Glenning it in there.
Wow, that gross...but efficient.
by Dirty Belugas July 18, 2012
Get the Uncle Glenningmug. This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021
Get the uncle jack hasn't come by todaymug.