turd taco

A Toyota Tacoma with the TRD (toyota racing develpoment) package.

I can believe he wasted his money on a Turd Taco, the Frontier is a cheaper and more capable truck.

by Grateful Ken January 3, 2008

turd cannon

Zach fecal deposits post burrito consumption.

Zach ate a burrito last night and TOTALY became a turd cannon

by Notzach June 20, 2006

Turd Fergason

Anal sex in which the receiver defacates during penetration, on purpose or not. The Turd Fergason may very well be unplanned.

Shirley turned our anal sex into a Turd Fergason, so I put it in her mouth and made her eat it.

by Zich Baltman April 18, 2005

hairy turd

a large hairy log (poo) that will come to life and eat your children.

AHHGHG! a hairy turd! RUNN!

by walker November 27, 2004

turd burglar

Turd Burgler is an individual that repeatedly steals peoples tireds with his PENIS.

OI stupid, horrible head, stop stealing his turd, you turd burgler!!!1

by Jeremy December 5, 2002

turd burglar

of one who burgles others waste out of toilets...aka steals poop and deposits it inside his wastecarrier diguised a camera. Another word for loser.

shut up you turd burglar

by bob scratchitt April 26, 2006

turd burglar

a bald man, whom dwells in your lavatory and will steal your excrement

that scary man on the spice girls movie is such a turd burglar

by gomper November 24, 2006