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Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla November 18, 2015
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thunder fuckling

When you fuck your girlfriend with car jumper cables attached to your nipples.
"Man, Bailey is hella kinky. He is a Thunder fuckling with his girlfriend"
by Unjustrogue83 December 22, 2015
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Thunder Cunt

1) A girl or woman that can't get Enough dick in her.
2) A girl or woman that can't live with out dick in her.
3) A girl or woman that cheats constantly.
4) A girl or woman that craves dick.
1) Miranda is a thunder cunt.
2)You really know who's a thunder cunt, Miranda.
by Miranda Lynn Light July 17, 2016
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Thunder

A type of drinking game played along to the AC/DC song Thunder. Each time the song says Thunder one person drinks until Thunder is said again. Don't expect to be sober long.
Bro: "Dude what the hell happened last night?
You: "Nah nah nah nahhh, THUNDER!"
by ImInCollege July 4, 2016
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Thunder-Cunt

Verb; the act of a female quiffing, with ample magnitude to create wind and speed of mock 2, in a males face.
My brother Landon was going down on a large woman in gamma fly beta and pulled a thunder-cunt on him. He proceeded to ask her to formal.
by KappaD June 25, 2016
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tender age

it means '' a young age''
i was able to play tennis at the tender age of five.
by ritannias October 18, 2016
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Thunder Clap

A thunder clap is when your girl goes down on your dick on last time and you nut. They call it the thunder clap for 2 reasons. 1. That's the sound her butt makes, 2. You pass out and see lightning strikes for 5 minutes
Guy 1: I just got thunder clapped
Guy 2: What was it like

Guy 1: I saw lightning strikes all over the world
by Glaceon the Great November 2, 2016
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