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Jay Fruits

A guy everyone seems to have at least heard of in the state of Indiana
P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook
by Chick English September 26, 2019
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Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt
Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.
by Madam Battle January 28, 2023
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asian fruit

A fruit that is asian
IMA STEAL YOUR FRIDGE AND BREAK YOUR WASHING MACHINE YOU ASIAN FRUIT
by AyeWaddup April 11, 2017
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monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
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Fruits

Having a fat ass
“Aye Maddie You know where the fruits are”
by Gang sheee February 11, 2022
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fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.
before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.
by ayatussy March 13, 2022
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Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
by Madetyro August 11, 2018
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