the Manduka effect

The manduka effect is to be so ridiculously good looking that all the girls are throwing themselves at you. You use the cheesiest pick up lines but they still work... why is this you ask, well this is because he is using the manduka effect. This can be classified as a super power and one of the x men actually had the manduka effect but it was later removed because the directors believed that it was completely unrealistic that one man could be such a stud with the ladies

Person 1.Hey hows that guy such a hit with the ladies?
Person 2. Dude how can you not tell hes got the manduka effect

by steve michaels January 1, 2011

The Accordian Effect

The situation that occurs when a man's penile shaft appears ridiculously small when flacid, but grows to an abnormal, if not surprising size when erect.

Michael's penis was 2 inches long when he was at his grandma's house, but later as he watched gay porn, his penile shaft grew to an impressive 10 inches. Michael experienced the Accordian Effect.

by Ellikay48 October 7, 2007

the college effect

when a person realises that their' bed is a much more comfortable place, and the person generally chooses to stay there rather than go to college.
normally occurs in 1-2 months of starting college.

chick: where were you this morning?
dude: the college effect got me, so i had a lay in

by ZEDEDED92 October 20, 2010

The Amazon Effect

The Amazon Effect is when someone has a round booty that shakes and bounces when they walk, causing all eyes to look in disbelief and forget what else is happening. It can affect anyone, anywhere,anytime. Its like a rumble in the jungle.

"You're not even listening, You okay bro?"
"Nah Dude, I cant fu***ng focus. "
"Aww man, The Amazon Effect got you again."

by KateLizP September 25, 2017

Ganzfield effect

A hallicunitory effect that occurs when the brain cancels out any visionary or auditory signal, resulting in mass hallucinations similar to that of LSD. It is typically induced by slicing a ping-pong ball in half, and placing one half over each eye. One then fills the room with blank radio static, and shines a red light through the ping pong ball.

I just saw a unicorn via the Ganzfield effect

by shitmotherfucker July 25, 2014

Godwin Effect

An effect wherein any otherwise logical or reasonable argument becomes invalid simply through the referencing Nazism, the resulting imbroglio and fevered invoking of Godwin's Law thus rendering productive debate impossible.

Person 1: Your political agenda seems to hold many direct similarities to the politics of the Nazi Party in pre-WWII Germany, doesn't that concern you?
Person 2: ZOMG!! Godwin!! You are mean, and crazy!!!
Person 3: Yeah, dude...I agree with you, but you can't call someone a Nazi! WTF?!?
Person 1: But...it's a valid comparison!
Person 2 & 3: You just called people Nazis! GTFO!!
Person 1: Fucking Godwin Effect!

by LandOfDoom January 25, 2011

mirage effect

when youre sitting in a bar and you spot a good looking girl. the mirage effect comes into play when you spot her. more often than not, this girl is going to seem much finer than she really is. picture yourself in a desert, thirsty for water. you find a bottle of dirty evian. this bottle seems much more attractive, and so you fall for the mirage effect.

-dude that bird is fiiiiiine!
-dude i totally know

two hours later, to a third dude

-dude you see that bird?
-ye, nice!
-hmm not really...are you sure you didnt just fall for the ME (=mirage effect).

by henrizzle-yo2 March 11, 2009