Uncle Kirky

A man who has alot of nephews and abuses them everyday.

Uncle Kirky, How are you.

by Joanna urmom May 17, 2022

Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

by GCWrites August 22, 2023

Uncle pedo

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members

“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”

by Jake Alexander B January 19, 2018

wallaby’s uncle

n. Australian skateboarder term for a loser, usually from Perth.

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Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.

No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2019

Uncle Tucker

An "Uncle Tucker" is a term usually used to describe a dumb American who blindly supports their country and military and dickrides it to an extreme extent, usually getting extremely defensive at any criticism towards the USA.

"That redneck got mad at me for criticizing the military again, what an Uncle Tucker."

by Benadelian March 26, 2024

Uncle-itis

When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.

Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.

by crembo February 1, 2023

Uncle Dan's

AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.

"Yeeeeeeaaaah lads just parked up at ol uncle dan's, yeah nah yeah gonna smack down couple a tinnies later ayye."

by Themanhawk March 20, 2024