sucks major ass

1) Homework sucks major ass.
2) George W. Bush's presidency sucks major ass.
by Jonathan Kos-Read August 04, 2007
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suck my tits

What you say when you want someone to fondle your nipples. Normally used in an erotic sexual situation between a male and female, with the female proclaiming: "suck my tits", and the male responding by placing the protruding little niblets of flesh into his mouth and then proceeding to suck and fondle using the tongue, thus leaving the bitch asking for more tit-sucking, since she's so god damn invigorated. happy endings usually occur in cases similar to above. if you don't get a happy ending, fuck off, you're a fucking chode, and need to learn a lesson or two about sucking tits.
chester- "so ann, wanna fuck in my car?"

ann- "only if you suck my tits like you did last time!"

chester- "I'll suck the hell out of them bitch. I'll suck them so hard you'll have nipple rash for days"

ann- "oh chester!"

by K-slizzle April 03, 2009
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suck it up buttercup

One of the best things you can say to someone who has dug themselves a nice, deep hole, and has fallen right into it.
"Shit. I didn't think anyone would tell her I said that!"
"Well, they did, so suck it up buttercup"
by yougot0wn3d November 05, 2004
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Go Suck A Dick

Phrase yelled at a tool (a person pissing you off)
Adrien: I no like Americans (in a French accent).

P-Phat: Adrien, Go Suck A Dick!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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suck someone off

To suck someone off means to suck someone's penis.Usually a girlfriend to a boyfriend
I really want to suck someone off right now
by Wroteshawswifexx April 08, 2016
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your life is suck

1) when your friends life sucks horribly, but you dont give a shit to care
Lauren: My classes are hard, and my homework sucks, and i left my money at home.

Andy: LOL, your life is suck!
by The_Bartron February 03, 2010
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hard cock to suck

Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.
I heard you're going to marry that girl you got pregnant. That's a hard cock to suck, man.
by bandetox December 17, 2014
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