Sounds like using pathetic/laughable excuses for supposedly justifying/forgiving serious crimes is becoming a trend --- first there was Ethan Couch with his "affluenza" defense, then Edward Snowed-in's whining about "cabin fever"... what's next???
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
When you're so off your face you can't even move or talk you are snow patrolled.
When you can't be moved however hard your friends try and onlookers ask if they should call an ambulance you are really fucking snow patrolled.
When you can't be moved however hard your friends try and onlookers ask if they should call an ambulance you are really fucking snow patrolled.
"She was so fucking snow patrolled we just had to leave her lying there. Don't suppose you had heard anything from her in the last few days?"
by Imogen and Hollie October 23, 2008
by Lajeffery December 12, 2017
When a girl doesn’t like giving head so she just squeezes the shaft and sucks the head...it turns all purple like she’s licking a snow cone. Also comes with blue balls
Alan Jackson song chatahoochee “ I was willing but she wasn’t ready so I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone”
by Mike Oxsmells January 06, 2019
by soxrule2717 December 09, 2009
The act of making a girl aroused by sniffing a bump of cocaine off of her nipple, then sucking it until it becomes hard.
by walrus0115 February 25, 2011
this is the act where you revieve head from a girl, or a guy if you swing that way. when nearing climax, you clamp them on your weiner from the top of their head and their chin with your hands and say "I have Aids" which then they will blow it out their nose. like a dragon
by FarmerCharmer October 16, 2012