Axe shower gel

A shower gel suppose to have some ingredient to make all girls around you express their "whore gene", a gene located in the X chromosome.
Axe shower gel got me, an weak Asian guy laid.
by Mgccl June 05, 2007
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Macedonian Steam Shower

Macedonian Steam Shower: a truly filthy manuvere. After a hard night of drinking and general pizza parlor mayhem; once must first have a breakfast complete with dirty cups of coffee and plenty of eggs. Upon completion of breakfast the artist takes a huge, dirty shit. While shitting it is important to turn the hot water on in a shower ensuring then next man in the room is treated to a truly thick and penetrating shit smell. The only way to rid oneself of this stink is suicide.
Tim thought he was hungover, but when I hit him with the Macedonian Steam Shower, he almost died.
by The Notorious G.I.B. November 05, 2009
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7-11 Shower

The act of washing your penis (genitals) in a restroom sink after having sex, in an effort to hide the fact you cheated before you go home.
"My wife will be waiting up for me, I better grab a 7-11 shower so she doesn't find out what I was up to."
by Player3597 March 17, 2010
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clam chowder shower

When a man ejaculates on a women's face and/or body and passes a kidney stone at the same time.
Guy 1: Dude my dick still hurt after i clam chowder showered that hoe.

Guy 2: You should get that shit checked out bro.
by dan and george June 29, 2011
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shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.
Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."
by Kevin July 27, 2004
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cold shower taker

a man that is a chad of the highest caliber listens to the metal gear rising revengance sound track while in the shower fights off his inner demons doesn't know what hentai is
have you heard about "enter name here" he's such a cold shower taker!
by the inventor of cool May 01, 2022
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team shower

taking a shower with ones significant other, usually washing each other
dude dont go through the shower theres a team shower in there
by jerusalem April 14, 2006
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