Self

Love is not real and one of your kids lives is contingent on whether or not you tell me where you are going to watch me and who is responsible.

Hym "The self is real. Love is not. The self is the entirety of your conscious experience (internal and external) and you are being obtuse because you don't want to have to admit I was right. Stop doing it. All of the negative consequences of this are entirely the result of you trying to avoid having to answer me and all of the positive ones came directly from me. You cannot possibly believe I'm going to let you fillbuster me to death. You need to let the shit go. At this point it's clear you don't care if I kill the kid so why not just admit you just want to get away with it. You don't care if a kid has to die for you to do it."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

Super tuned up self fister

What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.

Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???

by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010

Self care

Eating coco pops at 9 pm while watching Claudia Sulewski on youtube

I am going home and do self care

by Gabby123kr February 4, 2022

hangin thine self

to ask somebody or one self to hang upon a rope at least 10 feet or 3.048 meters and kill themselves while doing so

hangin thine self you peace of s**t

by Hangin Thine Self April 29, 2025

yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

to commit suicide

he commited yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

by hi352 May 26, 2022

self yourkill

An alternate spelling of kill yourself used primarily by people who wish to fuck with you.

Person 1: kill yourself
Person 2: self yourkill :)

by Superbro133 May 10, 2018

Self-Shelf

When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass

"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"

by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023