perfect run

A state of the body where it produces ghost shit on five consecutive days.

Dude, this new high fibre diet I'm doing is super awesome. Last week I had a perfect run from monday until friday.

by Trichoderma April 30, 2014

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nut run

1.A person who is useless
2.A drip of sweat that starts at the underside of your nuts where your ass crack starts and runs down your nuts getting your underpants wet.

Damn it is so hot I already experienced nut run.

by Eli March 4, 2004

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To aquire a 64oz soda(pepsi, sprite) at a gas station or liquor store. such as AM/PM being the dominant run, 7/11, chevron, those cheap gas stations, dairy mart, any thing else is un exceptable. If your not an original dopnt make a run or ull end up hurt!

"Hey foo lets go make a run, ORIGIANLS ONLY"

by ryry January 10, 2005

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Read and run

A state of mind of assesing situations and making determinations. Making a decision as you go.

'Hey can I ski that?'
'It depends. Read and run'

by Getherdone March 19, 2014

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pug run

when you tuck your weiner inbetween your legs, arch you back and squeal while running in circles.

Hey bro last night at the party jon did the pug run in the middle of the living room

by Gignig23 March 1, 2011

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Turtle Runs

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.

I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.

by Thomas Beer December 19, 2007

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