Robert

A guy who irritates people and swears too much. He says he is straight but we all know that is a lie . Weeb

You are such a Robert

by AGayFag June 3, 2019

Robert

Robert;

He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.

Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!

This one time I was sleeping with Robert and fell asleep mid bang.

by Dopetasticbkicks June 10, 2019

Robert Basuil

Robert Basuil, He will be the last one you would ever want to meet. He is a Player/Fuck boi or you can call him Play Boi. He will cheat on you I promise. He cheated on my for another girl and he started dating that girl but he started dating a new girl 😭.

Robert Basuil will find a new girl after you two break up about 2-3 weeks

He will act as like he loves you but not really. He will pretend that he loves you but not for real though. He goes to Grant Sawyer middle school 🙂

Me: Hey baby

Robert Basuil: Dont call me that we are over
Me: But why! What did I do!

Robert Basuil: I was never in loved with you

Me: You bastard! Your such a bitch! PLAYBOY!

Robert Basuil: I don’t give a damn!!!!

Me: I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOU!
Robert Basuil: HAHAHAHA, Do I look like I give a damn
Me: (Runs Away)

by I_hate_myself_ June 22, 2019

Robert

The fittest lad out there, he can get all the chicks in a matter of seconds and is definitely the most sound lad.He is funny and way more intellectually gifted than you.Pretty crap at drawing though.

Girl:M8,dat Robert geezer is actually so fit
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find

Him attractive

by M8 wat u chattin July 9, 2019

Robert

The fittest lad out there, he can get all the chicks in a matter of seconds and is definitely the most sound lad.He is funny and way more intellectually gifted than you.Pretty crap at drawing though.

Girl:M8,dat Robert geezer is actually so fit
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find

Him attractive

by M8 wat u chattin July 9, 2019

Roberto Salad

When that nigga Diego clogged the sink with his bitch ass dishes.

Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”

by I’m high while making this July 10, 2019

Robert

He’s a guy with a really tinny Wenni but usually a good person.sometimes he gets weird and starts screaming hentai

Girl:Dat nigga Robert got a small ass dick
Girl.2:I let him hit but didn’t even know he was in

by Robert_has_a_small_dic July 15, 2019