Peanutbutterpenis

penis covered in peanut butter, duh.

Guy: Yo i covered my penis in peanut butter1
Guy 2: Yo you got a peanutbutterpenis!

by mr sexname May 20, 2024

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.

That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

penus vaccum

A misspelling of the phrase, "penis vacuum", which itself is another term for cocksucker.

Osama bin Laden was a penus vaccum.

by Teleohony000 May 25, 2024

Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.

Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024

peanutism

A condition where someone is deathly allergic to peanut butter but loves peanut butter.

5 million people are affected by peanutism everyday. Just one dollar can save the lives of countless peanut butter lovers.

by baddyis daddyladdy June 5, 2024

Peanut butter doggy

When u cover your penis in peanut butter and have ur partner lick it all off. After you ejaculated in their mouth u gave them swallow your peanut butter flavored load.

I had my lady luck all the oeanut butter off me like a good peanut butter doggy and gave her a treat st the end

by Dirtyjoe09 June 14, 2024