a Hexagon-jerk is a six person activity where you spread your legs on the ground with other people in the shape of a hexagon and jerk off the person to your left.
Josh: yo bro do you wanna go Hexagon-jerk with Gary, Brian, Jimmy, and Steve
Mike: HELL YEAH MAN I'D LOVE TO
Mike: HELL YEAH MAN I'D LOVE TO
by luimity July 21, 2024
Get the Hexagon-Jerkmug. A duel of 2 people, where the 2 people both jerk off like crazy into one of them busts. The first person to bust looses.
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
Get the jerk battlemug. Triple Jerks is a aggressive people who joins up to bully, being a jerk, or in any rude ways of anger.
by Hmmm... Discord? January 6, 2019
Get the Triple Jerksmug. A person who jerks you around pretending to give two shits about you but only cares for him or herself.
Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.
People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!
Achieves little but laughs at those trying.
Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.
Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!
Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.
People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!
Achieves little but laughs at those trying.
Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.
Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!
Adam will jerk you around pretending to give a damn only to laugh at you because you’re the inside joke! …I.e. dumbass
by Existential RTNF May 12, 2024
Get the Jerkmug. by Jerkodd191 April 13, 2017
Get the jerk oddmug. The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.
by Warn7 January 4, 2024
Get the Jerk Jerkermug. by Sfam July 6, 2022
Get the Jerking the stickmug.