Jam Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you see blood, you probably wiped too hard or have a disease if this happens to you.

Person 1: "Ah shit, I got a jam wipe, its best if i go to the doctors tommorow."
Person 2: "Aye, dont worry gang, you just wiped too hard probably."
Person 1: "Yeah, probably- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? I AM SHITTING RIGHT NOW!"

by verybasedfigglebottomale November 16, 2025

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jam over

If it works out, I will come over

I’ll try to Jam over after dinner

by San Diego hiker September 26, 2021

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Jam

A word that can be used to substitute phrases like "sounds good" or "sweet!". A general expression of satisfaction or excitement.

Jack: Hey, Joshua, we just got an A on that physics lab report!
Joshua: Jam! We really worked our butts off for that one.

by youknowwhoitismyguy December 7, 2021

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purple jam rock

A purple specialty cocktail- usually made with rum or soju. It derives its purple color from a rare tea made from the flowers of the Butterfly Pea plant or Clitoria Ternatea.

I went to a party and drank three Purple Jam Rocks at Miss Lily's- it was lit AF.

by jerkeveryting April 18, 2018

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Jam roll

Yer hole

Kris:just goat ma jam roll bro

by Kristodd October 30, 2020

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Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023

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