hand oyster

When you sneeze into your hand, and you sip it from your hand like a cup

"Oh shit Martin, looks like you've made a hand oyster!"
"How was the hand oyster?"

by Numbox February 7, 2018

hand deliver

throw it at your face

imma hand deliver you a snowball

by gary_username February 13, 2014

Hand thing

A funny movement with your hand which can be do with a mannequin or a friend.

I love to do the hand thing with my friends when we are bored!

by bluejeanzz February 1, 2022

No hand thunderclap

When a girl with a big ole booty makes it clap so loud with no hands, that it impressed you.

That last stripper did a no hand thunderclap so loud I threw her 5 singles instead of 1.

by BiggadyB June 25, 2017

hamster hands

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.

I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.

by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023

no hand dance

Its when you can use your mouth on the opposite sex private parts without using any assistance from your hand.

When you suck sick with no hands . you just did the no hand dance

by Crazycouple144 March 9, 2018

Hand friend

When you don't have any real friends, so you draw a face on your hand and move your thumb to make it talk, (or do other things) so you don't feel so lonely.

I got mad head last night from my hand friend.

by Dirty Claus October 19, 2017