Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum

I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”

by Jaqass February 17, 2022

fuck-bean

Another term for the clitoris, but also a term for a person that is acting a bit too feminine, but not necessarily homosexually, simply stupidly-feminine, so when other words come across as too harsh, this light alternative is ok use.

Mate, stop acting like such a fuck-bean! I look at you and start to think Mika is a feminine version of P!nk

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

DR. BEAN

A mysterious Rapper who drops fire songs and then mysteriously disappears from the rap scene for months at a time.
May or may not be connected to the popular BEANOS meme, with the purple bean from a peanut commercial.
Dr. Bean is also a certified player, usually surrounded by 4 or more women at a time.

Dr. Bean is a Rapper and player who is really cool
Guy- “Holy shit is that Doctor Bean?”
Girl- “I want to fuck him so bad holy shit”

by GOd OF BOI May 16, 2022

Bean Butter

By plant classification peanuts are not considered to be a nut, in fact it is found to be a legume. This makes it closer related to a bean, there for peanut butter is bean butter. This can also be used in a derogatory manner that means cum

1) I had a bean butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
2) The sex was so good last night Jimmy got his bean butter all over me!

by Bean Butter Boss May 18, 2021

Screb Bean

A group of jus general Sick cunts really

Awww yeh wish we were like Screb Bean uno

by TimberLandBoot January 8, 2018

Beans in the Wall

An annoying show for little kids you can watch on YouTube. It features a blue guy with a beanie with a pompom on it, some glasses guy who… surprise mf! Has never been on a bus before, some Uniqua from backyardigans looking ass, some girl who wears running equipment and rain boots, some guy who thinks he’s so cool because his name is Jack, he wears a baseball cap, and he skateboards (although the only cool jack is laughing jack), and some 3-year-old baby who believes she can visit stars.

Person 1: Beans in The Wall is a stupid baby show!
Person 2: But I like that show.
Person 1: Listen here, Boris. Like it and I’m not your friend anymore.
Person 2: I’ll be good.

by ProudPolysexual February 14, 2023

bean cushion

the act of crushing ones testicles while sitting down

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.

Tom: What's wrong?

Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!

by the madbanana September 24, 2010