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Mexican delivery

The act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. Such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.
I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.
by meddlesomepriest November 13, 2012
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mexican vader

Mexican Vader throws better parties than Hancholo.
by NotTheJewishTaxCollector June 1, 2017
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Rancid Mexican

You will often see this or smell this type of wet back around taco bell or at school. They usually have a buzz cut because all of the rotten tacos they consume from the trash causes them to lose there hair. This type of person also thinks they are never wrong and watches national geographic because he is sexually attracted to animals because he wants to wrap them in tortilla. He hates black people and loves to suck dick all you have to do is put Mexican seasoning on your dick. They usually have a Spanish name and are illegally in our country.
What is that smell?
Oh its just Fran he was in the back of taco bell digging through the garbage he's such a Rancid Mexican
by nnneegrito March 29, 2022
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Mexican Cousin

Some guy named Carlos that will make you suck you off when you are dead.
Man Did you hear what that mexican cousin did to him. It was ruthless.
by Shrekalicious February 15, 2019
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Mexican Mower

Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you
Friend: Dude Me And My Neighbor did the Mexican Mower Yesterday
You: Whats a Mexican Mower?
Friend: Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you
by JoeyCanTSee December 5, 2021
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Mexican swordfight

When there is a schlong on either side of a glory hole and they each try to push their schlong all the way through, fighting for dominance and to decide who's is going to get sucked.
I went to the gloryhole the other day and ended up in a Mexican Swordfight
by ButtDartsWorldChamp August 25, 2022
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Mexican Booth

by BigPPBoy69 November 6, 2020
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