Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024

Devious lick

You keep seeing a fuck ton of these videos on your tik tok fyp thats why you are here.. It means a clever steal

only one momth into school and got an absolute devious lick

by DirtyRat420yoloswag September 9, 2021

Lick

A lame person or a loser; someone that is bad at a lot of things

Def 1 "Bruh, look at that lick over there playin' with Pokemon Cards."
Def 2 "Lmao, he's a lick. Why is he playing basketball if he can't even dribble."

by Afitam Idpo December 6, 2016

Lick

When someone calls you a "Lick" it means you done fucked up or that you are a noob.

-After seeing someone do something embarrassing or completely wrong, look them directly in the eyes and just say, "...Lick." Or if you are hearing a story about someone who did something embarrassing or completely wrong you say, "Wow, what a lick."

by SignificantOtter October 3, 2016

Lick the Onion

lesbian sex

guy 1: God she's so hot I want to have sex with her
guy 2: yea but she likes to lick the onion :(

by C Swizzle December 13, 2014

Lick

When someone euphorically appreciates family or friends. Often used online pedantically to give the impression of a typo, only to correct the individual that no, you meant lick obviously.

I am so lick for the friends and family in my life. I like the Pearl Jam version better, but friend recommend this so I have to share it!

by Libnevarc June 29, 2025

Hit a lick

Robbing somebody of their belongings

Me and twinnem hit a lick (deviously) the other day

by Twopiecenobiscuit February 23, 2024