The highland kiss

A Scottish offensive measure where one individual smashes his/her forehead into the nose of another individual.

Person A - "Ye daft bastard I'll punch ye square in the face!"
Person B - "No need ta fight laddie. How's about I Ey just give you the highland kiss!"
At which point Person B would grab the head of their enemy and slam his or her forehead into the central face area of Person A. Effectively ruining their day.

by Sethnstan November 5, 2013

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Kisse dicker

When a guy is a player

Lonny is such a kisse dicker

by Mynameicannotsay August 25, 2018

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Wichita Kiss

The act of jumping and high-fiving someone, and upon contact all of time completely stops.

"How do we end this awesome adventure?"
"With a Wichita Kiss!"
*Reality freezes eternally*

by T0rt December 25, 2019

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kissed and dismissed

when someone kisses or has sexual intercourse with someone and dismiss them. This means they have fucked and passed. The person probably doesn't want anything to do with the other person
related words: played

so did you guys ever date? nope I just "kissed and dismissed" so I don't really care for her as much anymore.

by Ghetto_Genius March 13, 2015

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Oklahoma Kiss

When two prolapsed rectums touch.

After anally fisting, Mike and John gently Oklahoma kissed by pushing their prolapsed rectums together.

by Gavin Smith18 October 24, 2019

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fly kiss

When you feel a sudden light and a small slap on your face but look around and see nothing. Except for the buzzing noises all around you. This means the fly accidentally (sometimes aggressively) collided with your face, creating the sensation of a sudden kiss. Flies have a liking for targeting the eyes, ears, and nose.

"I can't believe I just had a fly kiss on my eye!"
"The cows use their tails to repel pesky insects and avoid receiving a fly's kiss."
"I was about to eat my delicious and refreshing sandwich when I felt something hit the back of my punching bag with force. I believe I let a fly kiss into my mouth when I came to my senses."

by RamenFlavor September 12, 2021

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