July

The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports they aren't playing on vacation.

Guy in July nowadays- Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, silly bullshit somebody would do/have done to prove they can (to prove they have the power to do it and people should at least respect their bank account if they are not going to respect them).

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

July 8th 2050

The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.

Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"

by apollyon zero bitches January 4, 2025

July 9th, 2024

The incident, the day it was lost.

Alright class please open your books to page 223 where we will be going over the horrific incident of July 9th, 2024.

by ThatOneBlasianKid July 9, 2024

July 17

The day that the legendary couple Yonnie T and Bryson B started dating

Yonnie and Bryson started dating on July 17th 2022

by yonnie2raww September 20, 2022

July 11

July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.

Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.

by Jordablizz November 27, 2023

July 15

The day Nathan was born, one of the gayest cousin you could ever have, he also says Bleach is peak when its mid🥱

Yooo Nathan was born on July 15, he has to be gay

by Godflash4 June 10, 2022

July 2nd

July 2nd is Global gang up on Rylee day, a day to gang up on any of your friends named Rylee or Rylie, and do nothing but annoy them.

Me: Hey did you know it's july 2nd?
Mya: What's July 2nd?
Me: National gang up on Rylee day! This means we can make fun of how bad her cropping skills are

by MrMuffinCakes July 1, 2022