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He is the most sweet boy you will ever meet. He's very caring and loyal, and will always have your back. He is very athletic and has a very close friend group who he's always around. He can be very shy, but once you get to know him he opens up to be a funny and sweet guy. You always want a Jordan in your life to cheer you up.
He's perfect, he must be Jordan!
You always need a Jordan in your life.
Jordan by ihf6rsefpiw December 1, 2019
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Jordan (johr-dahn)- Jordan is a major douche and doesn't understand real love. He may seen cute at first to may but he isn't as true as you think. Jordan is popular and has many friends, but you should stay away from him. Jordans are heart-breaker and may be pathological liars. He isn't very smart and is known for asking stupid questions. Beware of Jordans.
OMG Jordan literally broke up with me! That heartbreaker doesnt understand my passion!
Jordan by xxFacts4LIieXx December 3, 2019
the book of why Jordan is beautiful:
chapter one: her smile
Her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world when I see it I just stop and admire how beautiful it is when she smiles I smile because as long as she’s happy then I’m happy because when she smile it just lights up the room
Chapter two: her laugh
Her laugh is the cutest thing well one of the cutest things when she laughs it the cutest thing I just have to smile because if she wasn’t cute enough she’s 10000x cuter when she laughs it like a the most beautiful sound ever
Chapter three: her voice

Her voice is just wow I could listen to it like trippie redd album just because of the way it warms my heart when I hear her voice I’m just like omg everything is gonna be A okay
Chapter four: her eyes
She may not think it but her eyes are the cutest thing when I look into them I see our future and something cuter my reflection just kidding but her eyes are that beautiful brown and ah just wow
Chapter five: her hair
Her hair is just so perfect it is the beautiful gold color and smells the best when ever I hug her it is just so beautiful and soft and I love it but not as much as I love her
Chapter six: her nose
Her nose is just the cutest little thing and is so damn cute one of her amazing 100 features
Chapter seven her body:

Her body is just so 🥵 like she is my little short softie boo and whenever I see her I’m just like is she a parking ticket because she has fine written all over her
Omg she is such a jordan
Jordan by Jahhhh December 3, 2019

jordan dixon 

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.
person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him
jordan dixon by penislicker662 December 5, 2019

jordan dixon 

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.
person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him
jordan dixon by penislicker662 December 5, 2019
Backstabber, Usually fake ,not a good friend, is rude and also has no morals and is usually gay and most likely a horse
Jordan by Hola54 December 7, 2019

Jourdian 

Jourdan is a sweet, loving person. He’s great at poetry and knows exactly how to sweep you off of your feet. He may not always know what to say, but he has his own special way of showing you that he loves you. Jourdan is a very intelligent, funny, laid back person. He’s very shy to new people but once he gets to know them, he's quite funny and loves to crack jokes. Not only is he a great boyfriend, he's a very loyal friend.
Jourdian will alway help someone if they need help
Jourdian by Jourdian December 9, 2019