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Dakota Johnson

Flirty and her image easily becomes an idol

get rid of it

you deserve better
Dont worship Dakota Johnson she won't be too happy
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.
Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj
by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023
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Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.
Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.
by Salty Soldier June 1, 2023
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joe johnson

person 1: ay you know joe johnson?

person 2: joe johnson who?

person 1: joe johsnon your mom hahaha lol lmao

person 2: your ip address is 192.321.46.54
by john johnson joe June 14, 2023
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Barbecue Johnson

The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.
"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."
by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023
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Bryce Johnson

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!
Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂
by Spiffygotastiffy August 6, 2023
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Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.
Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.
by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024
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