JERKS

An expression from an angry gym teacher also saying “{switch}” or “{quads}” and again “ you guys are all “{jerks}””

“You guys are big {jerks} I’d expel all of you if I knew who you were”

by Tht kidsavage113 November 27, 2018

jerdipski

The most beautiful woman in the Cosmos (not related to Fabio in any way - shape or form.)

I’m going to marry this woman she is jerdipski!

by jerdy December 7, 2018

Jersey Smore

When a girl wipes back to front and smooshes it around.

I tried to go down on my girl, but she was serving up a Jersey Smore and I wasn't having it.

by no_im_bryna January 27, 2019

jerseyphile

n. Person who wears a sports jersey because of the colors or logo, not because he loves or understands the team or the sport.

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Great game eh? O'Connor deked wide on the power play then went five hole!

What? Five what? Oh I see. It's this shirt right. I'm more of a jerseyphile than a soccer nut.

Hockey nut.

Whatever.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

Jersey

A girl who loves summer, she only needs a pretty setting and some wind in her hair to blow you away. Jersey's are the down-right best lovers you will ever find. She will cuddle you, kiss you, and always support you. She will NEVER cheat, she is very loyal. It is rare to come across a Jersey, so if you do, keep her and never let her go, you can't get anyone better.(You are extra lucky to get her if your name starts with a J or an E)

Lucas:"Hey... I just broke up with Jersey..."
Jonny:"DID YOU SAY JERSEY!"
Lucas:"Yeah..."
Jonny:"WHERE IS SHE , IM GONNA MARRY HER!"

by Urban Kween February 25, 2019

jersey highway

The path made in the snow in the backyard for a little dog.

We let the dog out to use the Jersey Highway.

by 707mom February 28, 2019

Jersey

SHES VERY VERY INCEST. She’s a great friend and my best friend and only mine. OKAy yeah.
She’s an alpaca and I love her. She has blue eyes and blonde hair. She’s so pretty and HOTTT🥵

Jersey: I have something to tell you
Olivia: What?
Jersey: I’m secretly in love with Caleb

by bigdaddycamel April 30, 2019