The pink man; is a United States one-dollar bill.
Width: 156 mm.
Height: 66 mm.
PaperType: 75% cotton 25% linen.
Bill series: 2006
Serial number: L35006319G
On the obverse of the note are the words, The pink man.
The pink man is a bill that chooses its owner, but as everyone who has ever had the pink man knows you do not own the pink man it owns you.
When the pink man chooses It's victim it will try not to get spent.
The pink man will hide in your wallet, it will hide in your pocket, it will hide any place that it can.
The pink man is fine when It's in your possession but hidden it will haunt you. The pink man hidden will cause you to be broke, you will get paid and then have nothing before you know it.
Now before you destruction your house looking for the pink man and spend it, give it away or dispose of it in anyway.
I heed a warning; th attempted disposition of the pink man will only make it worse and sometimes can spread the broken curse to friends and family.
You must avoid looking for the pink man. The only way to be rid of it is when the pink man decides to move on. This will happen when you are not broke but need one dollar or one more dollar and without thinking about it you will find the pink man.
Width: 156 mm.
Height: 66 mm.
PaperType: 75% cotton 25% linen.
Bill series: 2006
Serial number: L35006319G
On the obverse of the note are the words, The pink man.
The pink man is a bill that chooses its owner, but as everyone who has ever had the pink man knows you do not own the pink man it owns you.
When the pink man chooses It's victim it will try not to get spent.
The pink man will hide in your wallet, it will hide in your pocket, it will hide any place that it can.
The pink man is fine when It's in your possession but hidden it will haunt you. The pink man hidden will cause you to be broke, you will get paid and then have nothing before you know it.
Now before you destruction your house looking for the pink man and spend it, give it away or dispose of it in anyway.
I heed a warning; th attempted disposition of the pink man will only make it worse and sometimes can spread the broken curse to friends and family.
You must avoid looking for the pink man. The only way to be rid of it is when the pink man decides to move on. This will happen when you are not broke but need one dollar or one more dollar and without thinking about it you will find the pink man.
I have been cursed with the pink man 12 times a total of two years.
Finally free again I am living a happy and healthy new life.
Finally free again I am living a happy and healthy new life.
by left side December 28, 2011
by bobthechez May 28, 2018
"Oh my god... Look at that girl's pink slippys.. Why is she allowed to wear a shirt that low cut in public?? Eww."
or
"Oh my GODDDDDD my eyes! MY EYES!!!!"
"What's wrong???"
"I just saw some NASTY huge pink slippys!"
or
"Oh my GODDDDDD my eyes! MY EYES!!!!"
"What's wrong???"
"I just saw some NASTY huge pink slippys!"
by rina_the_unicorn March 09, 2012
by ink_writer August 05, 2008
Pink hair looks warm to some people, but it doesn't make somebody a warm person, any more than wearing outlandish outfits or talking at a certain decibel level makes somebody a warm person. Anybody can be warm in a crowded bar where everyone is looking, or cameras are watching.
Pink hair doesn't make cold eyes something other than what they are, and it doesn't turn spades into rakes. Having a colorful outfit and hair never made somebody a colorful person, since any plain person can die their hair any color they want to to make thmself look and sound more interesting (or goofy, or serious, or anything else) than they really are (to boost their reputation).
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Pink ladies are known to frequent churches on Sunday for services, Monday for prayer group, Wednesday for craft and morning tea, and Friday for choir.
They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.
They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.
The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.
They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.
They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.
They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.
The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.
They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.
I thought it was safe to leave the house today but I was immediately set upon by three pink ladies, I should be discharged from hospital in about three days.
It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink lady encounter
That pink lady almost took me out!
It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink lady encounter
That pink lady almost took me out!
by Wyvernsrose January 10, 2020
Pink Panther: To pink panther someone is to boil oil and pour onto ones face. Their instant reaction to grab their face pulls all of their skin off leaving them looking like the pink panther. Commonly used in prison with baby oil.
by Icyfreshfish February 16, 2021