King's Hand

King's Hand: A dish so blessed that only a true madlad is capable of conquering.

Alien 1: why is that human hiding vegetables in it's dessert?

Alien 2: I've yet to determine that, but I tried to tell him the key to solving world hunger in his dreams, and he woke up screaming "King's Hand?" It could be related....

by PattonPending December 8, 2020

Daddy hands

When some one has dad hands, they tend to have large/wide hands, prominent knuckles, and long fingers. They basically cover your hand when hand-holding.

My partner has daddy hands not baby hands

by Luckytree<3 November 23, 2021

bladed hand

the shape of ur hand when you are knifing someone

his bladed hand went and knifed me so hard last night.

by bbgjumpingbeans December 31, 2017

hand shitter

An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.

TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.

by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017

Hand Tax

Its the extra money you pay someone back just to make up for them paying for you in the first place.

The tickets to the movie were $62.75 after hand tax I just gave him $70.

by dscasados November 2, 2022

Robot hand

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Robot hand

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 8, 2020

Midge Hands

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015