cougar hands

Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.

Look out, that bitch Emily Cannon has cougar hands.

by Da Burger April 30, 2014

hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.

Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.

by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014

Wind hand

When a bum in New Orleans gives a quick hand job in exchange for cigarettes or beer

That was the best wind hand I ever had.

by Kevsis October 4, 2019

Hand dander

The artifact left behind on ones hands after eating a crumb producing food. Flakes are expelled by rubbing ones fingers together or any sudden movement of the hand; much like dandruff on the scalp.

Leo made it snow after eating Triscuits by rubbing his fingers together over Mads homework paper, covering it in his hand dander.

by Nookus June 8, 2012

$10 hands

A term used for the hands of a person holding 40 quarters ($10) in their hands during a fight. This tactic is used to weight the fists and deliver heavier blows at the expense of overall speed so it is imperative to aim in advance for where the target will be. Synonyms include “bankers fists” “half dollar hollers” “steel palms”

“Billie is a big guy man are you sure you got this??”
“Don’t sweat it bro I’ve got some $10 hands ready for em”

by yup13 October 29, 2022

Solitaire hand

The hand cramp you get when playing Solitaire on the computer for a long time.

Dude such a long day, got Solitaire hand.

by Nommit January 19, 2011

Granny handed

Got a hand job from a gilf.

Its. Free to get granny handed at bingo.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021