Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.
by batshitcray February 22, 2015
Get the Midge Handsmug. An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.
TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.
by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017
Get the hand shittermug. The layering of solid old-school vibes with healing dashes of synthesized sounds. A tone of contradictions where many things are found. Organic drum&bass, enlightening digitalism, spiritual cynicism and more.
-Yo who should we get to produce our new trax?
-Buddha Hands is the first person on the list, always.
-Buddha Hands is the first person on the list, always.
by alwaysboburhead July 8, 2009
Get the buddha handsmug. A word to define something random placed over ones hand, usually an envelope but can be any random object that's not meant to go on your hand.
by CooniestGoog February 3, 2020
Get the Hand Chimmug. "Hands on ball" or in Farsi "Dast be Khaye" meaning "do nothing".
like you are sitting and doing nothing and just grabbing your balls.
this is like the defense line of freekick in soccer games that they are "do nothing," just "hands on ball"
like you are sitting and doing nothing and just grabbing your balls.
this is like the defense line of freekick in soccer games that they are "do nothing," just "hands on ball"
by anonymous March 18, 2021
Get the Hands on Ballmug. When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.
by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018
Get the Grandpa handmug. A term which means having to use your phone or other electronic device to search Google for the meaning of something when Alexa has no idea what you’re talking about.
by Doguehaus September 15, 2019
Get the Hand-googlemug.