Knuckle Fucker 5000

A large black dildo (around 8-10 inches) attached to a pair of plastic brass knuckles (also black) to give pleasure to anything that lives. Offered by Dylan Godfrey from "The Sales Company" for a very good price.

Excuse me, Excuse Me
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!

by Caleb_DeBrusk September 10, 2020

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Alaskan wildlife fucker

A guy who will fuck just about anything but a polar bear, or die trying.

Pete liked anything exotic, wildlife, anything different, so he became an Alaskan wildlife fucker.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018

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knuckle fucker 9000

to fuck a knuckle 9000 times

Did you do the knuckle fucker 9000?

by suckle the knuckle buckle my b February 07, 2018

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chicken mama fucker

someone fucks chicken mamas
See booty

"oh yes ooohh yes"
chicken mama fucker booty
leave a damn like or die

by eatmysandwichyouorangefucker May 02, 2016

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computer fucker

a young boy or man who loves to have sex with his computer such as a derek. this boy is usualy very fat and is a loser. he will become the inventor of robot sex.also a computer fucker can be a person who messe with people's computers by fucking the floppy drive.

i hate him so much im hireing a computer fucker to screw up his life.

by JOHN J GILLINAHAULLER September 20, 2006

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